St Patrick's Day, I hereby invest Richard Dawkins as Archatheist of Canterbury ...
http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2012/03/16/richard-dawkins-to-be-new-archbishop-of-canterbury/
... and Sean Faircloth as Primate of North America.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=7HATid5VJEY