There once was a pontiff Germanic
Who thought we were more than organic
Says he, " It is solved
We haven't evolved
We were made by The Holy Mechanic."
" To think we evolved is Satanic
We're not just beings botanic
We're spiritual souls
The Almighty controls
With the help of Our Lord Messianic."
" Our origins aren't oceanic
From vents spewing ashes volcanic
'twas Goddiditall
But we caused The Fall
And that made Him Holy Tyrannic."
(cartoon by Steve Bell)